This is only my second Yuletide, and my first where I've actually written a letter, so apologies for getting a bit babbly and tl;dr.

First off, thank you so much for writing for me. All of these are fandoms and characters that I crave fic for, so whatever you end up writing in whichever fandom I'm going to be ecstatic.

Which means you can pretty much ignore the most of the herds of teal deer below if you need to.

( Here thar be teal deer )
Once again, thank you for writing a story in one of my fandoms for me, and I'm sure that whatever you end up writing will be totally awesome.

coltsbane is an enabler. That is all.

Stolen from most of the flist by now:

The Rules:
1. Pick 10 of your favorite books or series.
2. Post the first sentence of each book. (If one sentence seems too short, post two or three!)
3. Let everyone try to guess the titles and authors of your books.

Man, some of these are so incredibly easy...


1. Not long ago, there lived in London a young married couple of Dalmatian dogs named Pongo and Missus Pongo. | The Hundred and One Dalmatians - Dodie Smith, guessed by coltsbane.

2. It was a nice day. | Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, guessed by steelneko.

3. Peter Alander looked down at his handiwork with something approaching a smile, imagining what it would be like to have his first bath in over a hundred years.

4. I felt her fear before I heard her screams.

5. When Mr. Bilbo Baggins of Bag End announced that he would shortly be celebrating his eleventy-first birthday with a party of special magnificence, there was much talk and excitement in Hobbiton. | Lord of the Rings: the Fellowship of the Ring - J.R.R. Tolkien, guessed by lyrainverse

6. An autobiography is a book a person writes about his own life and it is usually full of all sorts of boring details. | Boy: Tales of Childhood - Roald Dahl, guessed by steelneko.

7. In the days following the holocaust, which came to be known as the Great White, there was death and madness. | Obertnewtyn - Isobelle Carmody, guessed by anomilygrace

8. He shouldn't have taken the shortcut.

9. Once there were four children whose names were Peter, Susan, Edmund and Lucy. | The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe - C.S. Lewis, guessed by coltsbane.

10. "So long, Pop! I'm off to check my tiger trap!" | Calvin & Hobbes - Bill Watterson, guessed by lyrainverse

Oh, Lucy Lawless, why are you so incredibly gorgeous?

( *sigh* )

Title: Groped by an Angel
Fandom: RPF/Supernatural
Pairing: Misha Collins/Castiel
Rating: R
Word count: aprox. 1100
Notes: Written as part of the porn battle, for the prompt "RPF/Supernatural, Misha Collins/Castiel, twitter, ponies, crack".
Summary: An actor, an angel, and twitter.
Disclaimer: The following is a work of fiction and is not in any way, shape, or form a representation of real events, nor should it be taken as such.

( Of all the things Misha Collins never expected to wake up to... )

So I have a dreamwidth, not sure what exactly I'll do with it, yet but I'm froggimus_rex over there, same as here.

My chocolate stout does not taste like chocolate, it tastes like vaguely bitter stout.


Woe.

You know, I really thought that the Bones writers had reached a nadir of stupidity with that bridge they dropped on Zack last season.

I was wrong (spoilers).

If this isn't a joke then Bones and I are done, professionally.

Weebitty icon post because I really liked how this scene in particular was shot.

( 6 Icons Under The Cut )

Earthquake shakes Melbourne suburbs

...I honestly thought that it was just a large truck passing or something.