Title: Groped by an Angel
Fandom: RPF/Supernatural
Pairing: Misha Collins/Castiel
Rating: R
Word count: aprox. 1100
Notes: Written as part of the porn battle, for the prompt "RPF/Supernatural, Misha Collins/Castiel, twitter, ponies, crack".
Summary: An actor, an angel, and twitter.
Disclaimer: The following is a work of fiction and is not in any way, shape, or form a representation of real events, nor should it be taken as such.

( Of all the things Misha Collins never expected to wake up to... )

So I have a dreamwidth, not sure what exactly I'll do with it, yet but I'm froggimus_rex over there, same as here.

My chocolate stout does not taste like chocolate, it tastes like vaguely bitter stout.


Woe.

You know, I really thought that the Bones writers had reached a nadir of stupidity with that bridge they dropped on Zack last season.

I was wrong (spoilers).

If this isn't a joke then Bones and I are done, professionally.

Weebitty icon post because I really liked how this scene in particular was shot.

( 6 Icons Under The Cut )

Earthquake shakes Melbourne suburbs

...I honestly thought that it was just a large truck passing or something.

Title: May Be Given In Evidence
Fandom: Bones
Pairing: Seeley Booth/Cate Pritchard
Rating: Hard R/NC-17 for teh sexxors.
Spoilers: 4.01-02 Yanks in the UK (very vague ones)
Word count: 448
Notes: Written for the porn battle.

( He really does intend only on one or two post-seminar drinks... )

Title: Five Ways the Doctor Died
Fandom: Doctor Who
Rating: PG-13 for character death and non-explicit sex.
Word count: 955
Summary: When it comes down to it the important thing isn't who the Doctor regenerates into, but how he regenerates into them.
Notes: This is all coltsbane's fault.

( And now he dead from... )